...and they'll arrest you for drinking it, apparently.
| The view of the aquarium from the back of a police van is surprisingly good. |
| Be sure to wave to the hobos on the railway. They throw things when they get upset. |
| Do not hold the door for the clam monster. |
| Subways: Kinda gross world-wide |
| Your disguise was futile. The train is coming. |
| A nice view of the bridge from the subway car. |
| Every station has these yellow signs that tell you which exit to take to get to local landmarks |
| Classy harbor sidewalk design. |
| That is a BIG ferris wheel. You'd have to be some kinda doofus to ride that. |
| A couple of bears at a coffee shop, enjoying the free wi-fi. |
| Saw a performer outside the aquarium. He was jumping rope on that thing later. |
| Some great views of the harbor here |
| Each of those tiles is a face. Spiffy! |
| The aquarium starts it off classy |
| I should really wear a shirt with less contrast... |
| Beware of falling leaves. |
| This little guy never once moved from his perch. Lazy bum. |
| The massive school of fish in the otter enclosure. |
| That little silvery flash is an otter. |
| There it is |
| These lazy guys were much easier to take pictures of. |
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| Large and in charge |
| Tapirs! |
| Just hangin' around. |
| Absolutely massive fish |
| The world's largest land rodent: The Capybara |
| The zookeeper in his natural habitat |
| The dolphins had a little inflatable ball they played with |
| And they are also very hard to take pictures of |
| Another huge school of fish |
| And a huge manta ray |
| In this exhibit: The wild Derping Seal |
| "Maybe we should let that guy out sometime..." |
| And here's where we keep the Metroi-I mean, jellyfish... |
| Oh man, these are some great shots. |
| This has to be the best spot for taking pictures- |
| Wait, how did I get so high up? |
| ...uh-oh. |
| I totally got this Ferris Wheel thing |
| See? Totally got this. |
| Aw, crud, the pirates found me |
| A ninja shop across from a pirate shop. Nothing more needs to be said. |
There. My dreams of coming as close to scuba-diving as possible without getting wet enough to tempt the possibility of drowning have been vicariously fulfilled through you. Be happy, for both our sakes.
ReplyDeleteThe only question is: in a showdown of Pirate vs. Ninja, which side would the penguins take? (Or perhaps the better question would be: do they prefer pirate booty, or umbrellas?)